Sparked by Jeff Goldblum goofing around with Jurassic Park lyrics on a jazz record, this one asks: what if a dinosaur blockbuster were treated as a classic lounge standard? The
Category: Curated Chaos
Track 13: Last Call LustTrack 13: Last Call Lust
A mood-first, genre-second blues rock dive into late-night bad decisions — where the lights are low, the judgment is lower, and the whole track leans into swagger, temptation, and the
Track 12: The Sandwich TaxTrack 12: The Sandwich Tax
A bluesy rock tale inspired by Ollie’s tragically sad ham-and-cheese lunch, this one imagines selling your soul for a terrible sandwich in a Waffle House parking lot, marking the halfway
Track 11: Whiskey Through The SmokeysTrack 11: Whiskey Through The Smokeys
A tipsy, front-porch bluegrass tune set in the Smoky Mountains, co-written with ChatGPT, where the narrator falls a little in love with both the landscape and the whiskey as the
Track 10: Flavors of NOLATrack 10: Flavors of NOLA
A zydeco love letter to New Orleans and Cajun food, this track combines Suno’s accordion-and-washboard groove with heavily edited lyrics from Glen, including his own favorite couplet and a pedantic
Track 9: Ode to BananasTrack 9: Ode to Bananas
Glen feeds Suno a ridiculous high-school poem about bananas and gets back a bright, kids’-TV-style calypso jingle that loops his teenage text verbatim — silly, catchy, and way more of
Track 8: Lost and FoundTrack 8: Lost and Found
Born from Glen’s wife Gina’s first Suno prompt about “finding your way in life,” Lost and Found becomes a grounded, surprisingly poignant singer-songwriter track that Glen adopts because she chose
Track 7: This is Our WorldTrack 7: This is Our World
A full-on disco pastiche where Suno is mostly left to its own devices, delivering gloriously meaningless, wedding-reception–ready lyrics over a feel-good groove — one of the last tracks before Glen
Track 6: Generation XcessTrack 6: Generation Xcess
Glen’s Gen X answer song takes the stereotypes and runs with them — slacker vibes, cynicism, and big late-80s/early-90s energy — with a catchy chorus he loves and a “life
Track 5: A Very Merry Misfit ChristmasTrack 5: A Very Merry Misfit Christmas
A chaotic Christmas ensemble number with drunk snowmen, misbehaving reindeer, and a gloriously glitchy “holiday disircus” lyric, this one leans hard into off-the-rails holiday musical energy.