Category: Curated Chaos

Track 10: Flavors of NOLATrack 10: Flavors of NOLA

A zydeco love letter to New Orleans and Cajun food, this track combines Suno’s accordion-and-washboard groove with heavily edited lyrics from Glen, including his own favorite couplet and a pedantic

Track 9: Ode to BananasTrack 9: Ode to Bananas

Glen feeds Suno a ridiculous high-school poem about bananas and gets back a bright, kids’-TV-style calypso jingle that loops his teenage text verbatim — silly, catchy, and way more of

Track 8: Lost and FoundTrack 8: Lost and Found

Born from Glen’s wife Gina’s first Suno prompt about “finding your way in life,” Lost and Found becomes a grounded, surprisingly poignant singer-songwriter track that Glen adopts because she chose

Track 7: This is Our WorldTrack 7: This is Our World

A full-on disco pastiche where Suno is mostly left to its own devices, delivering gloriously meaningless, wedding-reception–ready lyrics over a feel-good groove — one of the last tracks before Glen

Track 6: Generation XcessTrack 6: Generation Xcess

Glen’s Gen X answer song takes the stereotypes and runs with them — slacker vibes, cynicism, and big late-80s/early-90s energy — with a catchy chorus he loves and a “life

Track 5: A Very Merry Misfit ChristmasTrack 5: A Very Merry Misfit Christmas

A chaotic Christmas ensemble number with drunk snowmen, misbehaving reindeer, and a gloriously glitchy “holiday disircus” lyric, this one leans hard into off-the-rails holiday musical energy.

Track 4: Gen Alpha RisesTrack 4: Gen Alpha Rises

Written at Glen’s son Ollie’s request, this Gen Alpha “anthem” stuffs in slang like “skibidi,” “rizz,” and “sigma,” landing somewhere between parody and real hype — complete with an uncanny

Track 3: Neon DreamsTrack 3: Neon Dreams

Early in the project, Glen lets Suno mostly run the show with a simple prompt for “an 80s synth rock song about Generation X,” and the surprisingly evocative nostalgia of

Track 2: Feline FeverTrack 2: Feline Fever

What if cats had a theme song? Glen fires up the AI to create a cartoon-styled feline pop bop—complete with meows, attitude, and Saturday-morning energy. A playful early experiment that

Track 1: Robertson RisingTrack 1: Robertson Rising

Bagpipes. War drums. Zero Scottish ancestry. Glen kicks off the season with a cinematic Highland battle anthem inspired by an accidental emotional connection to Scotland. Part travel story, part identity